Welcome To Timothy's Terrifyingly Terrific Pancakes and Waffles!
Welcome to the website of Timothy's Terrifyingly Terrific Pancakes and Waffles. Due to an act of terrorism on behalf of Billy Bob Joe's Pancakes and Waffles, our website has been down for a few months, but we have been working hard to repair it. Speaking of Billy Bob Joe's Pancakes and Waffles, they "stink and [our pancakes] are infinitely better" (Alan Richman, GQ magazine, Unorthodox Methods of Pancake Distribution Throughout the World).
Here at Timothy's Terrifyingly Terrific Pancakes and Waffles (TTTPW), we truly believe in making our delicious pancakes available anywhere in the world. With over 1 billion locations worldwide, every single person on the planet is within walking distance of a TTTPW Pancake House.